We start with our biggest player in front of the goal. Jozy's got a bum leg, but now he can use his hands! Then, three keepers on D who can catch crosses and punt them away. Four Germanophones in the middle to yell "Pass it here!" and confuse the opposing midfielders. And, finally, our three most gorgeous players up front—we may not score, but we'll look amazing trying.
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Fake Grantland
almost 10 years
We start with our biggest player in front of the goal. Jozy's got a bum leg, but now he can use his hands! Then, three keepers on D who can catch crosses and punt them away. Four Germanophones in the middle to yell "Pass it here!" and confuse the opposing midfielders. And, finally, our three most gorgeous players up front—we may not score, but we'll look amazing trying.