ASN article: TV Talk, Injury Updates and Laments on Advancing Age

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TV Talk, Injury Updates and Laments on Advancing Age

Have cellphone, will tweet—that's the unofficial policy of most U.S. men's national team players. It's also the biggest reason why we monitor, and rank, their musings every week.

BY Justin Churchill Posted
May 25, 2015
12:00 PM

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10. Mix Diskerud

Sorry—24-year-olds are not allowed to discuss how old they feel.

Dude, this makes ME feel old ???? pic.twitter.com/7L50ONcumI
— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) May 21, 2015

9. Wil Trapp

The infirmary is filling up....

The road to recovery is a long one. Patience and perspective are vital. #alwayslearning
— William Trapp (@wil_trapp) May 20, 2015

8. Brad Evans

Should we allow people who watch The Bachelor to vote for president?

Drunk guy on #bachelor for prez
— Brad Evans (@brad_evans3) May 19, 2015

7. Tommy Thompson

It's almost time to put up or you-know-what.

Good win versus Australia tonight! Shout out to the roomie @sojoel1 for hitting that banger ???? https://t.co/duEXxV9Vmf pic.twitter.com/7Xd9ly7OeY
— Tommy Thompson (@tomthom11) May 19, 2015

6. Maurice Edu

Tobin Heath was savage with the elastico.

Ummm so talk to me again about last night! @ZachPfeffer_27 game winner and @TobinHeath with the snake before getting the assist! ????????????????????????????????????
— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) May 18, 2015

5. Aron Johannsson

American beauty.

Always good to score goals but this was a special one. #AJ9 #AZAlkmaar pic.twitter.com/Xd0vjMBBHu
— Aron Jóhannsson (@aronjo20) May 18, 2015

4. Quincy Amarikwa

Got some real scholars here.

Episode 7 |Alec Kann challenges Quincy Amarikwa to a Spelling Bee | #QuincyTime - http://t.co/xuxeUmAiQd pic.twitter.com/LjzTqYMNw0
— Quincy Amarikwa (@QuincyAmarikwa) May 20, 2015

3. Alejandro Bedoya

Ugh.

Injuries suck but I'll be back. Surreal to hear fans chant my name to lead #IBelieveThatWeWillWin chant w/ @FCNantes https://t.co/Hjblii6nSA
— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) May 20, 2015

2. Brek Shea

Presented without comment.

Swan dived into the lake to catch this little guy.... (Caiman croc) just a little guy but the teeth are still sharp pic.twitter.com/L5MOUkT6QC
— Brek Shea (@BrekShea) May 20, 2015

1. John Brooks

The first step to fixing a problem is recognizing there is one.

In other news my tv game hit a new career low. Watching #bassfishing #wherediditakethewrongexitinmylife
— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) May 20, 2015