Tweets of the week
Jay DeMerit Has Some Trouble at the Grocery Store
March 16, 2013
9. Terrence Boyd: By far Drake’s best career verse
Wish I could be at Ultra in Miami these 2 weekends! Not just for the awesome music but to witness crazies make out with trees! Lol— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) March 15, 2013
8. A.J. DeLaGarza: And people wonder why dinosaurs went extinct…
Sweatpants hair tied chillin with no make up on, thats when u the prettiest I hope that u dont take it wrong #drizzy— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) March 15, 2013
7. Jermaine Jones: … Gets yellow card for dissent
Illegal throw? It's not my fault I have T-Rex arms...— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) March 14, 2013
6. Chris Pontius: Why the thighs?
I'm happy to be back on the field !!!!— Jermaine Jones (@Jermainejunior) March 15, 2013
5. Heath Pearce: It’s just so, so true
Ready for this weather to warm up. Also ready for my buildings pool/hot tub to open up. Thighs could use some sun— Chris Pontius (@ChrisPontius13) March 13, 2013
4. Maurice Edu: Still on the BlackBerry? C’mon boys!
That awkward moment when you realize #messi (age wise) is not even in his prime yet.— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) March 12, 2013
3. DaMarcus Beasley: This is the best philosophical question I’ve heard in a while
@jozyaltidore yea why— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) March 11, 2013
2. Dax McCarty: It’s happened to the best of us
A friend asked this on my fb was interesting!... If u had to marry the last person you had sex with, would you be happy??— DaMarcus Beasley (@DaMarcusBeasley) March 12, 2013
1. Jay DeMerit: This is what your fiancé is for!
Maniac driver cut me off this AM. I yelled/used foul language. Then realized Kelly Clarkson was on the radio. Couldnt be a tough guy anymore— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) March 13, 2013
Grocery shopping on crutches is fun... Like, SO MUCH FUN!!!— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) March 14, 2013