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ASN Morning Read: Wondolowski for the Win

Brush that dirt off, Mr. Chris. The American forward netted a hat trick as the United States national team routed Belize 6-1 in its opening match of the Gold Cup. Elsewhere, there's more, obviously.
BY Noah Davis Posted
July 10, 2013
8:28 AM
  • Portland played host to the affair, which Wondolowski dominated despite having his name misspelled on his jersey in the first half. (He didn't tally after the break. Just sayin'...) It was the second-straight game during which the San Jose Earthquakes scorer has found the back of the net and the sixth win in a row for the red, white, and blue, the longest streak since 2008.

  • Goals? You want goals? How about two from Wondo the Wonderful? (His first one was sort of trashy. A "scorer's goal," as they say. That's what we in the biz call finding your scoring touch.) The second: And the third:
  • Mix, man. Quite the charmer, that one:

  • Joe Corona turned 23 on Tuesday and celebrated with not one, but two pieces of cake.

  • In case that wasn't enough U.S.America scoring, here are the field-level highlights from Friday's match against Guatemala:
  • Oh hey, can you see an MLS stadium in Queens? Nope. What up, Bronx?

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