10. Teal Bunbury: Definitely guitar. Chicks dig guitars

Trying to learn an instrument but can’t decide between a guitar or the piano. What do y’all think? Maybe i’ll start a band someday haha

— Teal Bunbury (@TealBunB) April 9, 2013

9. Eric Lichaj: At least make the dude some egg salad

There is a hedgehog that always comes into my garden can I feed him some chopped up hard boiled eggs bc that is all I have?

— Eric Lichaj (@EricLichaj) April 10, 2013

8. Alejandro Bedoya: Maybe she spent all her money on backwards-compatible iPhone accessories?

Just walked by a "homeless" person asking for some change and had an iPhone 5 on her lap! ???? #ModernSociety

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) April 9, 2013

7. Maurice Edu: Feels like Mo’s Twitter-whoring will translate nicely into Snapchat

Send me your snapchat names and I might surprise you with one ????

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) April 12, 2013

6. Luis Gil: The song is called “I Hit It First.” It’s about Kim Kardashian.

The more I listen to @rayjnew jam it gets funnier and funnier every time! #props #Dope

— Luis Gil (@luisitogil21) April 10, 2013

5. DaMarcus Beasley: One more cap and you’ll find a nice girl to settle down with, guaranteed

My mom keeps asking me when am i gonna find a girlfriend/married?!?(She wants grandbabies) im startin to wonder the same! #doihaveproblems?

— DaMarcus Beasley (@DaMarcusBeasley) April 10, 2013

4. A.J. DeLaGarza: Not really sure a bath salt called “Fire” is going to be all that soothing

Time for a bath ???? twitter.com/AJD_20/status/…

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) April 13, 2013

3. Carlos Bocanegra: *Swoon*

Love when my towel just pushes the water around my body, and never actually gets me dry!!

— Carlos Bocanegra (@BocaBoca3) April 11, 2013

2. Juan Agudelo: This is oddly mesmerizing

First vid vine.co/v/btlLldVuFrz

— Juan Agudelo (@jagudelo11) April 13, 2013

1. Heath Pearce: Wondo is also following “@HornyFacts,” so let’s not put too much stock into it

Nothing feels better than being followed by mls MVP @chriswondo #truestory

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) April 8, 2013