10. Joe Gyau

Gyau made his Bundesliga debut for Hoffenheim yesterday—yes, it's kind of a big deal.

Wish we could have taken the win.. But it felt good to make my debut!! Just the beginning ????????

— Joe Gyau (@JoeGyau36) April 26, 2014

9. Herculez Gomez

This says it all.

Leave it to the Clippers to remind me of how grateful I am to be a a Lakers fan. #DonaldSterling #FacePalm

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) April 26, 2014

8. Sean Johnson

Goalkeepers stick together...

The tech on the @shelveyJ strike was silly!

— Sean Johnson (@sjohn25) April 26, 2014

7. Matt Besler

Jack Handey has nothing on Matt Besler.

For the rest of your life, would you rather take a cold shower every single time, or take away 20 minutes of sleep every single night?

— Matt Besler (@mbesler) April 25, 2014

6. Terrence Boyd

Is any American soccer fan not rooting for this guy?

Rest in Peace Tito Vilanova

— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) April 25, 2014

5. DeAndre Yedlin

Big win for the U-21's over Tijuana this week.

Good work to the #usmntu21 for getting that win! #homies #USA

— DeAndre Yedlin (@yedlinny) April 24, 2014

4. Mike Magee and Omar Gonzalez

Overshare!

there's only 1 rattlesnake @magee9 and it's in my pants “2 legends @sydneyleroux just chillen nothin to worry about. pic.twitter.com/I6G7e8GcCy”

— Omar Gonzalez (@Omar4Gonzalez) April 24, 2014

3. Juan Agudelo

This is why you can't rent a car until you're 25 years old.

Lost wallet, small car accident. Good start to the week. #LEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

— Juan Agudelo (@JuanAgudelo) April 22, 2014

2. Maurice Edu

This says it all.

Condolences to the family of a @SonsofBen original Eric Shertz! Always with us and never forgotten! @PhilaUnion family!

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) April 22, 2014

1. Stuart Holden

Perhaps Holden can change from within, post-playing career....?

Qatar scaling back stadiums for 2022? Wasn't that part of their bid? I will never understand how @ussoccer lost that one……………

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) April 22, 2014