10. Heath Pearce: Jokes on jokes

“@robbierogers: Great meeting with the owner and president of Chicago today. Genuine and amazing people.” Someone owns the city?

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) May 7, 2013

9. Zarek Valentin: Anchorman 2. December 20.

"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War Era"

— Zarek Valentin (@DubbZV) May 10, 2013

8. Herculez Gomez: In which we learn Herculez Gomez huffs gasoline…

It’s kind of ghetto that I like the smell of gasoline, huh? ????

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) May 7, 2013

7. DaMarcus Beasley: Hookah gets a thumbs-up as a bro-bonding experience… Don’t smoke though, kids

@heathgpearce thats all u bruh.. Jus forget bout the lil ppl! The hookah will b lit n ready next time i see u!

— DaMarcus Beasley (@DaMarcusBeasley) May 5, 2013

6. Joe Gyau: I actually bought the 5s and was going to wear them out in D.C. until I saw this…

Everybody from the metro area be safe with your new shoes.. Don't walk around late at night with a pair of grape 5's or foamposites

— Joe Gyau (@JoeGyau36) May 7, 2013

5. George John: Whoa, be careful with those

Heading out to the range to blow off some steam and practice my shot... twitter.com/GdoubleJohn/st…

— George John (@GdoubleJohn) May 9, 2013

4. Stuart Holden: He looks comfortable, at least

Drunk o'clock? vine.co/v/b2uFDtwAdZW

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) May 5, 2013

3. Drew Moor: Looks overwhelming

Ah man!!It can get SO confusing sometimes..... twitter.com/drewmoor/statu…

— Drew Moor (@drewmoor) May 10, 2013

2. Robbie Rogers: There is nothing wrong with this. Trader Joe’s is heaven.

You know you're getting old when all you want for ur bday is Trader Joe's gift cards. #excitingstuff

— Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) May 10, 2013

1. Mix Diskerud: Norwegian Elvis? Norwegian Elvis.

Look who I met at the airport in Oslo! Some people just keep on living ... and never leave the building twitter.com/MixDiskerud/st…

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) May 9, 2013