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ASN Morning Read: Can You Say 'Round of 16'?

The United States is going to Salvador. So that's fun. Group of Death? More like Group of Backing into Second Place, amirite. But seriously, heck of an accomplishment from the Americans.
BY Noah Davis Posted
June 27, 2014
8:21 AM
We're gonna do this bullet point-style.

  • America loses.

  • America wins.

  • As does Omar Gonzalez.

  • Michael Bradley runs.

  • "I believe that we're not done yet" doesn't quite have the same ring:
  • And for good reason:
  • Now, go start a team.

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