10. Sean Johnson: Two seconds should be the statute of limitation on handshakes

That awkward moment when you meet someone and shake their hand...but they continue to hold on and shake through the entire convo! Lol

— Sean Johnson (@sjohn25) March 30, 2013

9. CJ Sapong: What a tease! What was the meal?!

Ooh wee nothing like getting out if practice and knowing you've got a HOT meal waiting for you. YES. *fist pump*

— CJ Sapong (@BigAfrika88) March 27, 2013

8. Bill Hamid: We love unsolicited Twitter exchanges

@mauriceedu you taught me well

— Bill Hamid (@BillHamid28) March 29, 2013

7. A.J. DeLaGarza: Seriously, this is might be the most eclectic spread of all time

Craziest meal you've ever seen by @charlesnosike. Chocolate milk, water, lobster ravioli, and chicken w/ waffles. twitter.com/AJD_20/status/…

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) March 28, 2013

6. Joe Gyau: We know Joe had been struggling with the ladies in Germany, so we’re glad to see he’s finding his footing

Real Talk... Ladies Love the Café

— Joe Gyau (@JoeGyau36) March 25, 2013

5. Alejandro Bedoya: Not-so-subliminal messaging…

For some reason this billboard just doesn't look right!?... twitter.com/AleBedoya17/st…

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) March 26, 2013

4. Jay DeMerit: Ah, even an injured Jay is the best

Do I have to watch Mexican players dive and look for calls ALL game??? Stupid question... #MEXvUSA

— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) March 27, 2013

3. Sacha Kljestan: This is how to earn brownie points with U.S. fans

@mls_analyst never!

— Sacha Kljestan (@SachaKljestan) March 27, 2013

2. Freddy Adu: No jokes here. Grown-man tweet, Freddy

Needed to get that love I had for the game as a teenager back. Thank God for this feeling I have now and can't wait to get back on the field

— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) March 29, 2013

1. Maurice Edu: Jozy doesn’t look too pleased to foot the bill

Mr @jozyaltidore, the loser of credit card roulette. Cheers son! instagram.com/p/XX3p8rq6Nu/

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) March 27, 2013