10. Heath Pearce: Adorable

Happy birthday @daxmccarty11. Cutest redhead ever

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) April 30, 2013

9. Marc Pelosi: Kids these days...

@jr_flores10 your good at fifa..

— Marc Pelosi (@marcPelosi) May 3, 2013

8. Freddy Adu: So many questions here… Mainly, who has Freddy already met that watches soap operas?

Brazilians absolutely love their Novela( soap opera). They cant be distracted when they are watching their novela #bahia #ADUit

— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) April 30, 2013

7. Tony Beltran: Envisioning this as Bill Murray singing "Star Wars" on SNL

Figured this was appropriate to learn in theme with the game this weekend. #maythe4thbewithyou twitter.com/tonybeltran23/…

— Tony Beltran (@tonybeltran23) May 1, 2013

6. Teal Bunbury: Might want to lay low for a while in case there some Lost fanboys coming after you

Started watching Lost a month or so ago. Almost done with season 5. This show is weird. Slowly losing interest. Hope it ends well.

— Teal Bunbury (@TealBunB) May 3, 2013

5. A.J. DeLaGarza: Hey, it was worth a shot

No 17 year old girl, I can not buy you cigarettes..

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) May 4, 2013

4. Dax McCarty: One can break this line out for any long-haired blonde in anything, and we'll laugh regardless

Watching Varsity Blues right now. Didn't know that @brekshea was an extra in his younger days! #moviestar twitter.com/DaxMcCarty11/s…

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) April 30, 2013

3. Carlos Bocanegra: Open for business...

Pick up an ice cold mike's hardlemonade® for Cinco! This frozen margarita pouch is awesome. bit.ly/findmikes

— Carlos Bocanegra (@BocaBoca3) May 3, 2013

2. Omar Gonzalez: Now that Tim Howard is healthy, it's apparently acceptable to mock the backup

how many of those followers did you buy??@bguzan

— Omar Gonzalez (@Omar4Gonzalez) April 30, 2013

1. Terrence Boyd: This is How to Not Safely BBQ 101, but if we get to see Terrence do the Bernie, it's all good

vine.co/v/bxrtlLei0X6

— Terrence Boyd (@TBoyd91) April 29, 2013