10. Drew Moor: The Geneva Conventions need to be updated

Watching Diners, Drive-ins and Dives on an empty stomach is an awful form of torcher, that i'm doing to myself. I can't stop!! ????????????????????????????????????????

— Drew Moor (@drewmoor) August 28, 2013

9. Jozy Altidore: That's what friends are for. Not all U.S. fans are going to cheer his return, however.

Congrats bambino! Welcome back!! @GiuseppeRossi22

— Jozy Altidore (@JozyAltidore) August 27, 2013

8. Mix Diskerud: Norway, man

A bird just flew into my face. We are both ok. Weird...

— Mix Diskerud (@MixDiskerud) August 26, 2013

7. Heath Pearce: #MLS

Thanks overdraft protection pic.twitter.com/4fPtwnDOAy

— Heath Pearce (@HeathGPearce) August 27, 2013

6. Jay DeMerit: Definitely read “#DeMarried” as meaning un-married. Well played, Jay

The Rings.... @rareinvestment = DreamTeam.. #DeMarried pic.twitter.com/tdWohKK7Au

— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) August 29, 2013

5. Lee Nguyen: Charlie’s flow is disappointing

My boy Charlie Davies dropping bars in the studio haha #chocolatedroppa https://t.co/KpB0n3j28e

— Lee Nguyen (@LeeNguyen24) August 28, 2013

4. Brek Shea: “Free Agudelo” shirts would be fantastic

Can't wait for the homie jagudelo11 to join #stokecity #FreeJuanAgudelo #True http://t.co/C13ThPJUvR

— Brek Shea (@BrekShea) August 30, 2013

3. Will Bruin: Please keep these photos coming

National dog day! pic.twitter.com/8RRAFTVHte

— Will Bruin (@wbruin) August 27, 2013

2. Maurice Edu: Can we pay to watch this conversation unfold?

So umm @BrekShea is sitting here trying to tell me 2Chainz is a better rapper than Kendrick Lamar...

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) August 27, 2013

1. Juan Agudelo: Sadly, Drake did not respond

Flight to Toronto ????tomorrow. Game Friday. @Drake what time you get in bra?

— Juan Agudelo (@JuanAgudelo) August 29, 2013