10. Ike Opara—Appears we’ll have a new contender in the mix every week:

Account is no longer protected. Feels weird...but let's go!!!

— Ike Opara (@ikeopara) December 17, 2012

9. DaMarcus Beasley—But what if Klinsmann tries to BBM invites to national team camp?:

My bbm contacts are slowly diminishing! Im gonna have to get an iphone BUT only by default..

— DaMarcus Beasley (@DaMarcusBeasley) December 18, 2012

8. Zarek Valentin—Mrs. Valentin is cold-blooded:

First words of my mom to me today "Are you working out? Because we all know you're not making out these days" #morningmomzinger #geeze

— Zarek Valentin (@DubbZV) December 19, 2012

7. Dax McCarty—Forget Bro McCarty’s big day, it’s all about Dax’s sweater-

CHAPEL HILL. You beautiful, lovely town. Good to be back. Little brother is graduating, I have an awesome sweater, what a glorious weekend.

— Dax McCarty (@DaxMcCarty11) December 16, 2012

6. Herculez Gomez—Fantastic new phrase to avoid cussing:

If you’re Tebow what do you do now? I kinda wish he wasn’t such a nice guy, would make me feel less bad for him. #ThisIsSomePoopOfTheBull

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) December 18, 2012

5. AJ DeLaGarza—This is too cool to even make snide comments about bottle service:

Props to club XS here in Vegas... twitter.com/AJD_20/status/…

— AJ DeLaGarza (@AJD_20) December 18, 2012

4. Jozy Altidore—Runaway winner for “Response to creepy tweet”:

RT @delarusi: @jozyaltidore we have named our son to you. Jozy. Can we make a picture from you with him in your arms? --- anytime!

— Jozy Altidore (@JozyAltidore) December 19, 2012

3. Maurice Edu—Well played, Mo. Well played:

Congrats to @missusa @oliviaculpo on winning Miss Universe!

— Maurice Edu (@MauriceEdu) December 20, 2012

2. Nick Rimando—Like father, like son (Photos aren’t for the faint of heart):

My little dude got roughed up by a Rottweiler 2day. He's being a champ getting stitched. #chicksdigscars #yo instagr.am/p/TcNSGtqY5H/

— Nick Rimando (@NickRimando) December 20, 2012

1. Mix Diskerud/Taco Bell—Having personally failed to solicit a response from @TacoBell on multiple occasions, it’s hard not to be jealous of Mix:

@mixdiskerud Plot twist: There was no gold. Only Taco Bell.

— TACO BELL (@TacoBell) December 19, 2012